zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via xiongvicky)

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hopes-of-a-teenage)

(Source: burrrr-ee, via may-fire)

dlinkk-182:

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years

Freaking out on the inside

(via mscorewhore)

(Source: basednkrumah, via moistdream)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via avgelique)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via moistdream)

uncannibal:

epitomeofgreatness:

The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.

tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN

(Source: c0caino, via moistdream)

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via moistdream)