*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths